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But that doesn’t stop them from getting behind the wheel.

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Imagine that you, the consumer, have been given a car with magical […]

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But then again, neither can any of the other cellular carriers

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Oh how special! Yet another cell phone carrier wants to offer […]

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Gum that wants the terrorists to win.

Beware the owners of Extra gum. You might think I am talking about the guy who eats the gum (note that he has a whole pack, not just a piece). That’s because it was just handed to him by the guy ahead of him in line. Didn’t see it? […]

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Mercedes asks us a series of questions. Well, I have a series of answers.

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Tonight I bring you David Bowie’s car. It’s pretty freaky man.

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So that was a neat commercial. The music (which is some […]

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The US Army’s $200m advertising campaign reminds me of those $16,000 toilet seats we are always hearing about. Furthermore, does John Madden do the writing for McCann?

Webster defines strong as having great physical power.
As having moral or intellectual power.
As striking or superior of its kind.
Sounds about right. At this point we are 13 seconds […]

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Caviar connoisseurs worldwide cringe at the prospect of caviar in a tube. Personally I see it as an alternative way of brushing my teeth.

Creepy much? What is that stuff they put on the bread because it sure doesn’t look like any caviar I have ever seen. What kind of child is going to put that […]

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No seriously, did you realize the Women’s World Cup was going on?

I’ve always thought that Dwight deserved a little more face time for his efforts on The Office. Before you correct me, understand that I am fully aware that his real name is Rainn Wilson. I simply do not care. To me he is, and […]

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In what sick, twisted world do you live where removing commercials from youtube gets you more viewers?

Sorry for the repeat post, but for whatever reason FX decided to declare terms of use violations on all of the Mac v. PC “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” spoof commercials. This confuses me to no end. Do you […]

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“That’s how we fix it.”

If I haven’t said it before, I will now say it again - I am a huge fan of Skittles. I don’t know what channel it is that plays these commercials, but I must not get it and that makes me sad. This is yet another computer random and hilarious beyond […]

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This commercial f***ing rocks my c*** off.

I enjoy that this commercial gets around the censors whom I feel are idiots as swearing is inevitable. At some point the country is going to have to drop a little bit of its belief that children need to be sheltered as much as it feels they do. Times […]

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“Eat all you want and don’t lose weight.
We couldn’t say it on TV if it wasn’t true.”

A bold claim to say the least. But hey, they have science to back it up. That science is of course television broadcasting. Much like the waves of energy that make up the internet, television beams (that’s what they […]

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One two three four,
Please don’t play this song anymore.

Attention Apple: release more than one commercial for a new product at a time. Having to hear this song was endearing at first. It’s kind of catchy, really fits the commercial well, but over time becomes just plain annoying. Maybe have another with a little bit more […]

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(AP) Gainesville, Florida - Following the incident involving student Andrew Meyer jumping on stage, disturbing another students questions, speaking beyond his allotted time, and ultimately resisting the police and being “tased”; Gatorade has once again reached into it’s University of Florida roots for a brand new product: Gatorade “Chill the Fuck Out”. A part of […]

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Playstation 3 displays an amazing aptitude for interior design.

Lagging behind in sales, Sony has released this teaser/threat to it’s competitors of what it’s Playstation 3 is truly capable of: destructive and rapid interior redecorating. In an attempt to show the raw power the mysterious “cell processor” posses we have 25 seconds of complete predictability followed […]

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