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And the meathead speaketh. I really hate to say it, but I find myself begging for Mac v PC.

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A tie in advertisement that appeals to 9 million people and manages to prove the Toyota is “THE LAWGIVA!!!”

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And in the process of doing so incur a lifetime of identity uncertainty.

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The music of Regina Spektor strikes a familiar tone in this incredibly original piece by JCPenney.

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A really creepy look at why some things are best left unrepeated.

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The names a little long and they unfortunately don’t give the proper spelling, but in all reality this commercial is a winner.

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