AT&T Philaware Commercial (Philawarepragueacago?)

The names a little long and they unfortunately don’t give the proper spelling, but in all reality this commercial is a winner.

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Cellular Diner: I’m a student.

Excellent, I’m not, but please do go on. Though before you do I should say I really don’t appreciate the fact that you sound like you are either eating or the most condescending person ever. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and go with eating. In the future try to spit it out before you start shooting.

Cellular Diner: I grew up in Philadelphia.
Mom: What are you doing sweetie?
Cellular Diner: I’m texting mom

Well isn’t that interesting! I grew up in the Tampa Bay region. You don’t look like a sports fan, so we can probably be friends. By the way it really isn’t nice to speak with your mother that way. I tell you this based only on personal experience.

Cellular Diner: I go to school in Delaware
Delewarian Professor:… mitochondrion is the power house of the cell …

Congratulations. You have given me a word that Firefox’s spelling dictionary does not contain. But fear not I got it right on my first try. I was kind of hoping you would go into some kind of idk my bff 4ever jill kind of thing here, but I guess the neat scene shifting and mention of a power house makes it work. Perhaps you will have a strong finish and really knock my socks off.

Cellular Diner: I have a brother who goes to school in Prague.
Oddly Slovakian*: Jak sa m??, br?cho?
Cellular Diner: I’ve got a bunch of friends who study in Chicago.

I enjoy your use of international rhyme. Bold as it spans two persons, but their commercial family ties make it flow.

That’s why I need a network that works where I live a place called “Philawarepragueacago”

I love your new word. I like combining words as well. In fact I love your new word so much I have defined it on Urban Dictionary. We shall see how long that takes. My last word took a while but it involved prison and rape so that wasn’t too surprising. I left that part out of this word. I was also a little confused on the spelling here, but I think I’ve gotten it right. I did pull off mitochondrion after all. While I don’t know how I truly feel about the “pragueacago” part, I’ve gone off on a tangent here and I apologize.

I actually enjoy this line of commercials. Sure it’s a waste of money and I still maintain that instead of advertising all cell phone companies should just lower their rates to offer something truly attractive to customers. My one gripe is that they don’t spell out the words they create on their ugly ass orange AT&T screen. In fact I made you one that you can use if you want, I really don’t mind. I even added a nifty stroke, it adds some contrast where yours was lacking.

Free promotional material for AT&T


For those of you out there who are snobs about proper tag use, I hope you enjoy my abbrs.

* thank you to Igor

81 Comments so far

  1. courtney on October 27th, 2007

    for the record, the brother actually says

    “Jak se máš Praho”

    which is the masculine informal way of saying “What’s up Prague?”

    ..:0)

  2. rob on October 28th, 2007

    Check for me but isn’t the brother from Prague ther main guy in the othe ATT commercial that’s from Denver? I’m usually right on about those things.

  3. iPosty on November 5th, 2007

    I absolutely LOVE this commercial.. wishing for a copy that’s downloadable, or that I could catch it on TV again to record. :)

    you spell it like I would.. and I’m using Philawarepragueacago in real conversations to perpetuate the use..

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  5. fsdfa on November 13th, 2007

    “Jak se máš Praho” is wrong

    “jak se máš, brácho” is correct and means whats up brother… or more like bra

  6. Rob on November 24th, 2007

    why bother? city word combining? waste of time, period.

  7. Zsa Zsa on November 25th, 2007

    When the brother says: “Jak sa máš, brácho”, he is speaking Slovak. In Czech (the language of Prague, in the Czech Republic), it would be: “Jak se máš, brácho”. *Note the “se” and “sa” in both languages.*
    So, AT&T put the brother, in Prague, as speaking a language other than the language typically spoken in Prague.

    Resource: http://net3x.blogspot.com/2007/10/at-language-mix-up-in.html

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