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And the meathead speaketh. I really hate to say it, but I find myself begging for Mac v PC.

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Apple has completely […]

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A tie in advertisement that appeals to 9 million people and manages to prove the Toyota is “THE LAWGIVA!!!”

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if you have access […]

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And in the process of doing so incur a lifetime of identity uncertainty.

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Well would you look at those kids go? […]

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The music of Regina Spektor strikes a familiar tone in this incredibly original piece by JCPenney.

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I’m really not quite sure what to […]

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A really creepy look at why some things are best left unrepeated.

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The names a little long and they unfortunately don’t give the proper spelling, but in all reality this commercial is a winner.

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Cellular […]

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But that doesn’t stop them from getting behind the wheel.

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Imagine that you, the consumer, have been given a car with magical […]

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But then again, neither can any of the other cellular carriers

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Oh how special! Yet another cell phone carrier wants to offer […]

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Gum that wants the terrorists to win.

Beware the owners of Extra gum. You might think I am talking about the guy who eats the gum (note that he has a whole pack, not just a piece). That’s because it was just handed to him by the guy ahead of him in line. Didn’t see it? […]

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Mercedes asks us a series of questions. Well, I have a series of answers.

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Tonight I bring you David Bowie’s car. It’s pretty freaky man.

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So that was a neat commercial. The music (which is some […]

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The US Army’s $200m advertising campaign reminds me of those $16,000 toilet seats we are always hearing about. Furthermore, does John Madden do the writing for McCann?

Webster defines strong as having great physical power.
As having moral or intellectual power.
As striking or superior of its kind.
Sounds about right. At this point we are 13 seconds […]

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Caviar connoisseurs worldwide cringe at the prospect of caviar in a tube. Personally I see it as an alternative way of brushing my teeth.

Creepy much? What is that stuff they put on the bread because it sure doesn’t look like any caviar I have ever seen. What kind of child is going to put that […]

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No seriously, did you realize the Women’s World Cup was going on?

I’ve always thought that Dwight deserved a little more face time for his efforts on The Office. Before you correct me, understand that I am fully aware that his real name is Rainn Wilson. I simply do not care. To me he is, and […]

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In what sick, twisted world do you live where removing commercials from youtube gets you more viewers?

Sorry for the repeat post, but for whatever reason FX decided to declare terms of use violations on all of the Mac v. PC “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” spoof commercials. This confuses me to no end. Do you […]

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