http://www.commerciallygreen.com commercials speak to me, this is what they are saying Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:07:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en And the meathead speaketh. I really hate to say it, but I find myself begging for Mac v PC. [MEDIA=10] Apple has completely confused me here. Is this some sort of attempt at mass appeal? I thought that Mac users and Mac people were supposed to be more sophisticated and technologically ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/10/15/apple-iphone-gives-us-four-things-in-one/ A tie in advertisement that appeals to 9 million people and manages to prove the Toyota is "THE LAWGIVA!!!" [MEDIA=13] if you have access to an uncompressed HD version of this commercial please let us know, till then here is a standard definition "high quality" version. Well, as a loyal Toyota customer the ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/10/14/toyota-tacoma-world-of-warcraft-commercial-high-quality/ And in the process of doing so incur a lifetime of identity uncertainty. [MEDIA=6] Well would you look at those kids go? Rhythm, style, a flair for the dramatic, over-priced accessories, and the Parliament-Funkadelic urging them on. What we don't see here is what's going on behind the scenes. In ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/10/09/children-do-the-robot-in-a-truly-priceless-mastercard-ad/ The music of Regina Spektor strikes a familiar tone in this incredibly original piece by JCPenney. [MEDIA=7] I'm really not quite sure what to say about this one other than wow. So, instead of even talking about this commercial I will instead engage you in a lengthy discussion about Stafford shirts. They ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/10/09/jcpenneys-magical-music-box-makes-me-love-stafford-even-more/ A really creepy look at why some things are best left unrepeated. [MEDIA=8] This one is just bizarre and makes me unhappy in the pants. Obviously this is a remake of the famous commercial originally done by Kate Walsh. This dude (no idea who he is) had another one ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/10/07/excuse-me-cadillac-but-that-isnt-kate-walsh/ The names a little long and they unfortunately don't give the proper spelling, but in all reality this commercial is a winner. [MEDIA=5] Cellular Diner: I'm a student. Excellent, I'm not, but please do go on. Though before you do I should say I really don't appreciate the fact that you sound like ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/10/03/att-philaware-commercial-philawarepragueacago/ But that doesn't stop them from getting behind the wheel. [MEDIA=4] Imagine that you, the consumer, have been given a car with magical properties. One of these is that you can predict when and where you are going to get into an accident. Sounds like perfect accident prevention right? ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/28/audi-drivers-can-predict-accidents/ But then again, neither can any of the other cellular carriers [MEDIA=3] Oh how special! Yet another cell phone carrier wants to offer me two combined lines with 1000 anytime minutes for 49.99*! I'm absolutely ecstatic about this! I guess that was obvious from my overuse of exclamation marks though. I'm ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/28/t-mobile-cant-hear-you/ Gum that wants the terrorists to win. Beware the owners of Extra gum. You might think I am talking about the guy who eats the gum (note that he has a whole pack, not just a piece). That's because it was just handed to him by the guy ahead of him ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/26/extra-chewphoria-dancing-the-line-away/ Mercedes asks us a series of questions. Well, I have a series of answers. [MEDIA=2] Why did we devote so many years to creating the new C-Class? Well this is an easy one. It takes a long time to create a 2.1 terabyte digital toy that you can use to create misleading ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/25/mercedes-benz-2008-c-class-200-pound-men-on-doors/ Tonight I bring you David Bowie's car. It's pretty freaky man. [MEDIA=1] So that was a neat commercial. The music (which is some cover of the song Pressure Drop) gets a little grinding by the end, but all in all very creative and a fresh concept. Sorry for the ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/24/nissan-rogue-labyrinth/ The US Army's $200m advertising campaign reminds me of those $16,000 toilet seats we are always hearing about. Furthermore, does John Madden do the writing for McCann? Webster defines strong as having great physical power. As having moral or intellectual power. As striking or superior of its kind. Sounds about right. At this ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/23/army-strong-its-like-those-toilet-seats/ Caviar connoisseurs worldwide cringe at the prospect of caviar in a tube. Personally I see it as an alternative way of brushing my teeth. Creepy much? What is that stuff they put on the bread because it sure doesn't look like any caviar I have ever seen. What kind of child ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/22/kavli-kaviar-high-quality-toothpaste/ No seriously, did you realize the Women's World Cup was going on? I've always thought that Dwight deserved a little more face time for his efforts on The Office. Before you correct me, understand that I am fully aware that his real name is Rainn Wilson. I simply do not care. ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/22/us-womens-soccer-team-the-greatest-team-youve-never-heard-of/ In what sick, twisted world do you live where removing commercials from youtube gets you more viewers? Sorry for the repeat post, but for whatever reason FX decided to declare terms of use violations on all of the Mac v. PC "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" spoof commercials. This confuses me ... http://www.commerciallygreen.com/2007/09/21/why-do-television-shows-remove-their-commercials-from-youtube/